She slams me against the door, we make out, she grabs up on my shit and then she, like, stops and starts acting weird. She asks if she can join me in the bathroom and I’m thinking, Game on. Two years later, I met this other smoke show of a chick. When a girl is that high up there, it’s hard to cuff them, to get them to commit to you. I slept with her, and she said it was good, but it wasn’t good enough for her to want to date me. I had never seen a girl like this before. God, this chick was a fucking smoke show. In college, I met this girl who lived in Georgia. I thought, I’m gonna keep an eye on this guy, and subscribed to his YouTube channel. The surgery was still new and I was still in high school. I didn’t want to be one of his guinea pigs, though. Elist's patients, all these people saying the surgery was a life-changer. You have a scar in your pubic area, but that’s it. He goes in through the pubic area, right above your penis, kinda flips your penis inside out, slides the silicone in, puts your penis back where it’s supposed to be and then stitches you up. A lot of people who had the surgeries reported suffering complications. Some of them go through your scrotum and just, like, rip open your shit. I had tried all these ways to make my piece bigger, and I thought, What’s next? I was looking up penile surgeries and it wasn’t what I had in mind. I would let guys try one for free and every time I would get a text message the next day: “Yo, let me get more.” I would sell them for $10 a pill, and I was selling 20 to 30 a week. The guy who sold me Cialis eventually let me in on his business. ![]() To get the top girls, you gotta bring something to the table. I don’t care what anybody says about the motion of the ocean. The song going viral on TikTok right now is “Emo Boy,” and it goes, “He might not look like he gets bitches / But honey, that dick was eleven inches.” Little kids get on their phones and hear this song. When you sleep with a girl, I guarantee she tells all her girlfriends about your dick size, how good you are in bed. I always had this paranoia that women would gossip about me being the guy that sucks in bed. ![]() Everyone in the school had that video-girls, boys-and they all made fun of him for having a small piece. ![]() Kids busted in on him and took a video of him and you could see his dick in the video. You would hear stories all the time, “Oh yeah, that guy has a small dick.” I remember my one friend was using a Porta Potty once. When kids see that shit, it fucks with them, ya know?Įveryone at my high school was sexually active. It didn’t help getting on PornHub or RedTube and seeing these pornstars with massive horse cocks. When I played football in high school, I wouldn’t get naked in the locker room. I would watch YouTube videos of people saying how much size matters. I used that almost everyday from age 16 to 21. After my workout, I would use the penis pump in the shower. Next thing you know I’m using the Bathmate penis pump. That solved my performance problem so I started to think about ways that I could make it bigger. But with Cialis I lasted longer, I performed better, and I had more confidence. I had tried everything at that point- rhino pills, horny goat weed, royal honey. Before, I would last maybe a minute or two. It makes you so good in bed.” That’s how I started using Cialis, which was the gateway into all of this.Ĭialis was like magic. One day this dude at the gym was like, “Dude, I have this stuff. ![]() Putting shit into our bodies and we didn’t even know what it was. We got into everything-pre-workout, SARMs, steroids. My best friend and I would go to the gym together. In high school I became, I wouldn’t say “addicted,” but I was very into male enhancement. * Subject’s name has been changed to preserve his anonymity Big dick energy, it seems, isn’t just an ineffable aura it may be provided medically. Whatever you think of Costa’s rationale for getting the procedure, he is thrilled with the results. More on that below.)įor the latest installment in our series on The Secret Lives of Men, we interviewed Sergio Costa*, a 23-year-old club doorman in Tampa who underwent the implant surgery late last year. (Elist has also been sued by a patient who was unhappy with the results of the surgery. Cosmetic surgeons from around the world have visited to learn his technique. E list has performed the surgery on some 5,000 patients since he pioneered the procedure in 2015 and has a long waiting list of clients. Elist makes an incision just above a patient’s penis and inserts the Penuma, a sheath of silicone, into the shaft, adding anywhere from one to two inches in length and up to two and a half inches in girth. Eight years ago, Beverly Hills urologist James Elist invented the Penuma, a new form of cosmetic surgery to enhance men’s penises.
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